Chronic Stupid

Little ol' Me?

Okay, I knew sooner or later I would be asked to do this. I would not blame anyone if they leave half way through this could turn-out to be quite boring. Well, enough talk. Here goes nothing.
100 Hundred things about Hazmatt

1. I have a big immediate family.
2. growing up I had a very small extended family.
3. I married my best friend.
4. I think She did too. :)
5. I have 2 boys and 1 daughter.
6. I have a grave fear of extension ladders.
7. I am an electrician.
8. I use extension ladders all day long.
9. I still feel like I am 18 years old. Insecurities, dreams, desires, and all.
10. I can carry on a simple conversation in French, German, English,Spanish, Eway, and Twee.
11. When I was younger I vowed to never drive a minivan.
12. Yup, I now own one. The worst part is that I love it!. Yeah, It's real cushy.
13. I have seen the sun set over the Sahhara.
14. I LOVE baseball, but rarely get to watch a game.
15. I would rather work outside in any weather than be inside for any reason.
16. I have serious memory problems. Just ask my wife........Esther, yeah that's her name.
17. I have been to Africa but never Canada.
18. I live less than 80 miles from the Canadian border.
19. I never thought I would live past the age of 27. (I don't know why...)
20. I sleep naked. :)
21. I once had a pet Iguana named Ceasar.
22. I hated math in school.
23. I am very good at and love Math now.
24. I am most at piece in the mountains.
25. I enjoy the prospect of being an old man someday. ( again, I don't know why..)
26. Music is one of my greatest passions.
27. I can't sing my way out of a paper bag!
28. I can play the guitar, piano, and a little banjo.
29. My left nipple is pierced.....Ha! Just Kidding Mom!!!!
30. 2 years ago I contracted Malaria.
31. I am more comfortable around Africans than I am around most Americans.(Well off, jet-set, yuppie, types.)
32. Paul was wrong, I am the Chief of sinners.
33. I am that guy who gives his opinion when no one wants it. For that I am sorry.
34. More and more I tend to avoid crowds.
35. My grandmother gave me the idea of being an electrician.
36. She also inspired my love of nature.
37. I plan to continue to visit Africa until I die.
38. I have no plans or intrest in visiting Canada.
39. I believe that the Christian community wastes too much time lobbying for their rights.
40. I have been working full-time since I was 14.
41. My closest confidant growing-up was my dog Scout.
42. I cried when he died, I was 22.
43. This is one of only three times in my adult life that I have cried in sorrow.
44. I once ate lunch with a Voodoo priest in Ghana.
45. I hate goat meat. It's gross!
46. I have had plastic surgery.
47. I have owned six vehcles in a seven year period.
48. 3 maroon, 2 black, and one orange.
49. I am a licensed Fire alarm Inspector.
50. I detest cooked vegtables.
51. I have worked at and been proficent in the folling trades.
Electrical
Steel work
Farming
Chef
Bagger and stock boy
Carpentry
and Concrete worker.
52. I regret working so much as a kid.
53. I have been shot at twice. (No, it was not in Africa.)
54. I talk too much. Hence # 53
55. I love to read.
56. I love foriegn films
57. I hate comedy films.
58. My favorite band of all time is U2. Shut-up, I like them.
59. I have never seen any of my favorite bands in concert.
60. I once hit 60mph on level ground on my bike.
70. I have had more car accidents than I have cars. Hmm...Maybe I should have stuck with the bikes...
71. When the twin towers fell my first reaction was laughter. This troubles me deeply. It was not till days later that I reached an understanding of what had happened. I then cried until my eyes hurt.
72. I never felt angry about it.
73. I love LEGOs.
74. I do not own a cell phone.
75. I do not have a T.V. in my living room.
76. I will refuse to get cable.
78. I love techno gadgets. Go figure..
79. I can't swim
80. I want to be a rock star.
81. I have been caught in a sand storm while walking in Africa.
82. I listen to Public Radio.
83. I am a staunch Republican with eviromentalist leanings.
84. I intend on getting a tattoo someday.
85. I have slept on the floor of grand central station.
86. I own over two thousand baseball cards.
87. I have seen more moose in the woods than most people I know. I think I must smell good to them.
88. The same goes for Turkeys and Bobcats.
89. I have never been on a passenger on a train.
90. I have driven several.
91. I am a real bad speller.
92. I hate self-help books. They bore me.
93. I have seen a man fall 3 stories and land on his feet.
94. I don't drink.
95. I love beer.
96. I believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Bible is true.
97. I have good friends in Ghana, Germany, Peru, Canada, Belgum and Poland.
98. I have been hit with 277 volts before.
99. I have seen a man healed before my eyes.
100. I did not post 100 items.

posted by HazMatt @ 12:07 PM